Texas police continue to be on some real bullshit while a candidate for S.C. sheriff continues a shitty tradition. Fox wants to explore ‘diversity hires’ and a pair of siblings are more than high enough. Doctors are telling people to keep toothpaste off their naughty bits and a family finds a bunch of animal bits in their basement.

The Villains discuss the Murder of Botham Jean and the aftermath of Amber Guyger’s trial. A man is suing Apple for turning him gay, and a Tokyo dating site has 2.7 million users, only was a woman. And an Italian chef has an interesting secret ingredient.